Mikey Blumberg

Michael "Mikey" Blumberg is an overweight, mild mannered, and philosophical 10-year old. He is good at playing goalie in football due to his height and because he is really fat. He writes poetry, performs ballet, and believes in notions of peace that are often dismissed by the others. Though Mikey is known for being a "sweet-souled giant," there have been times where Mikey is revealed to have a dark side (particularly apparent when others take advantage of him or do not take him seriously).

Voice: Joey

Father: Mr Blumberg

Mother: Mrs Blumberg

Uncle: Mary

Friends: TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Griswald, Randall Weems, Menlo, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, the Ashleys, Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome, King Bob and other good Third Street School students

Enemies: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Sue Bob Murphy, Lazy Kid, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo and Kurst the Worst

Likes: Poetry, hanging out with his friends

Dislikes: Being called "Fat", insults, arguments, violence, troublemakers causing trouble (mainly Lawson) and being framed by troublemakers